February 2011
A man buys a lie decector robot that slaps people...
kaiiiiiiiiitlyn:
Dad: “Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: “At school.” *robot slaps him* “Okay I went to the movies.” Dad: “Which movie?” Son: “Toy Story 3” *robot slaps him* “Okay it was Day with a Pornstar” Dad: “What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was.” *robot slaps him” Mom: Haha, after all he is your son.” *robot slaps her*
LMFAOO , My Husband Kills Me :)
When i legitimately REALLY want to help someone...
awildpikachuappears:
sui-generis-soul:
…but i just have no idea what to say
me all the time :c
i received 189 messages but only sent 49 . #fail
January 2011
I FRIGGIN' LOVE MY HUSBAND :)
Morning :)
@ Julies House Niggas !
MORNINGG TUMBLR ,
night twitter ,
dont you ever get too comfortable. ya heard.
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
